How to make a direct-to-tv-sequel tea
 
How to make a direct-to-tv-sequel tea:
recipe by kest

Order a cup of tea at a restaurant
This cup is actually pretty decent!
They put the teabag in before pouring actual boiling water over it!
What a pleasant surprise!
Sip until empty.
Go to top off your surprisingly decent cup of tea with the provided mini-pot.
WHAT.
NO.
There is no teabag in this pot
Was this pot ever even hot?
it certainly isn't now.
Regard your cup, now occupied by barely lukewarm water and an already used teabag.
Leave, without drinking any of your second cup.
Make youself a proper pot of tea on returning home.
Enjoy!