Patreon has now given me the ability to put polls in my posts (which should come in mighty handy the next time you all have to vote on which story fragment I should work on), and all I can say to that is:
Do you think you'll answer any polls here if I post them?
7 votes total
Stuff it, weirdo
Only if they're funny
Only if they come with pictures
SHUT UP AND WRITE FASTER!