Humor Me
 
Patreon has now given me the ability to put polls in my posts (which should come in mighty handy the next time you all have to vote on which story fragment I should work on), and all I can say to that is:

Do you think you'll answer any polls here if I post them?

Obviously

Stuff it, weirdo

Only if they're funny

Only if they come with pictures

SHUT UP AND WRITE FASTER!

7 votes total