I DID A DANCE FOR YOU TO CELEBRATE THE FINISHING OF TUBE, DRAFT 2!
That's what writers do when they finish writing a draft, didn't you know? I'll be drinking vodka later, when the whole bloody book is done. As you can see, I can dance pretty well. Maybe I should give up the whole writing thing and go make my millions dancing. What do you think?
(You wait. With your support my costumes and dances will get more and more elaborate, so it will be all your fault in the end. Thank you. I love you.)