I Won!!! Miss Universe 3012
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Breaking news from the Qualexi Post:"I Won!!"That's all this years Miss Universe had to say!This year we're proud to announce Miss Universe 3012 is Qukotealmpikvas Kumlabkfuecticsmith!We at here at the Qualexi Post wish to wish you the best and most wishful wishes Miss. Kumlabkfuecticsmith!Be sure to šŸ‘ NotDislike and follow Miss Universe's Brainbook account.To our dedicated readers:In case your thinking of entering next years Miss Universe 3013 here are some simple guidelines to follow:- Contestants must be in good health, and within the age range of 12~75 Earth years.- Humanoid, or able to both walk and stand on two legs, or leg-like appendages. While Miss Universe strives to be genitally diverse applicants with 1% or more human DNA are favored in the screening process.TIP: Genetically modified lifeforms are accepted, so consider having some work done to increase your chances!SpecialĀ note: Unfortunately due to the turnout of the last 5 years, this year Miss Universe is no longer accepting clones as applicants.