I'm going to Borneo and Japan!
Its a ways off, but I'm excited to say that I just booked my flight for the next international trip I will be taking.


This February I will be going to Borneo for the entire month to train with a yogi. Borneo is a haven for really bizarre jungle fruit, so I'll be trying my luck at the various wet markets and tribal markets around the area I'm staying. 

In March I'll be heading over to Japan for another month. I'll mostly be filming a non-fruit related episode on weird places throughout Japan, but along the way I will keep my eyes peeled for fruit as well. If the Patreon page is doing well at this point, I will be trying some of the most expensive and luxurious fruit in the world as described in my $200 Patreon milestone. 

Thanks guys!


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