In Which I Write 3000 Words About A Queer Dysfunctional Horse Man
So because I have no life, I wrote a 3,000+ word article on queerness (specifically, the effects of trauma and buried/badly repressed attraction resulting in the breakdown of functional relationships and positive life choices) in a TV show about an animated dysfunctional horse guy and why i think it informs like 90% of everything that happens

I’m a serious writer

...also that is the best title I have ever come up with for anything and I will never top it, ever

EDIT: I had to cut down the wordcount on this substantially to get it (hopefully) featured on, but I did keep the original and might put it up here if y'all want that! Let me know.