In light of this rebranding, this year's #Millennial gift celebrates our podcast and the life of a millennial. Our complimentary gift to Facebook Official Patrons is a set of four stickers featuring our new friends!
The #Millennial Sticker Set stars Avocado Toast, Donut, Trumpster Fire, and the world's most inseparable couple, Peach and Eggplant. These die cut stickers measure roughly 4 inches by 4 inches and were printed on durable vinyl material that can resist sunlight, scratches, and water. In short, they're high-quality stickers.
All four stickers will be mailed to Facebook Official Patrons in late September / early October. Now is the time to MAKE SURE THE ADDRESS WE HAVE ON FILE FOR YOU IS UP TO DATE!
If you'd like to receive the gift but you aren't a Patron, or you're not already at the Facebook Official level, it's not too late! Anyone who pledges at the Facebook Official Level by September 31, and remains a Facebook Official Patron for a minimum of three months, will automatically become eligible. It's a pretty smart move... we offer tons of cool benefits.
For those of you who are signing up now: First, thank you! Second, stickers will be shipped to you in very late 2018 or early 2019, depending on when you cross the three-months-at-Facebook-Official threshold. We only have 150 spots at this level, so you must become a member while spots are open.
We can't wait to get these stickers in the mail, and to see where you place them! Thank you, as always, for your support.
Note: We have previously said that a handwritten letter would be the 2018 gift. Due to a snag, we have decided to push this gift to 2019.
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Friends With Benefits 😉
- Palace Intrigue: A couple times a month we'll be making posts about what's going on behind the scenes, including candid snapshots of our get-togethers, text messages, private photos, and more. This may or may not include embarrassing artifacts from our days as young Harry Potter dorks.
- Thank You: No seriously, THANK YOU. We greatly appreciate any amount you pledge! We're also saying thanks by putting your name on our website.
- Surprise, Bitch: You can sign up to be called live during the show. This benefit is opt-in, so we’ll only call if you give us permission. If you've heard our show, you know that the calls end up being a lot of fun.
- Voicemail line: Want to call US whenever you want? You'll have access to a new phone number with which you can all us!
- Monthly Bonus Audio: Want more #Millennial? You'll receive one episode of After Dark and one episode of Hashing it Out (see below) at the beginning of every month!
- Ad-Free #Millennial: You can hear each episode of our show without advertising. Yep, even in the podcasting app you already use. Once you pledge, you'll receive instructions detailing how to add ad-free #Millennial (and our other audio benefits if you pledge $5+) to your app. It's an easy, one-time setup!
- The Landy Show: Twice a month, Laura and Andrew will do a video blog in which they discuss hot topics, how good each of them look that day, and ~life~. It's the return of vlogs, but this time they'll have a 'show' feel!
- We'll Do It Live!: Want each episode sooner? Each #Millennial will now be streamed live here on Patreon as we record. You can tune in and chat via a comments section, and we may read your feedback on air! If you can't make our recording time, you can listen to the raw recording any time -- even before it's officially released.
- After Dark: This is our flagship benefit. Every week you’ll get exclusive access to no less than 25 minutes of additional show . This bonus segment is designed to be more laid back and more personal. We’ll discuss more news and stories, but also more personal details and ideas.
- Hashing it Out: Behind-the-scenes access to the show! You’ll get an extra audio file in which you can hear us talk to each other before we start taping every week. Oftentimes we’ll be discussing last-minute show additions and logistics, but just as often it goes completely off the rails. Most of our inside jokes happen here.
- Google Doc Access: We’ll release our recording notes before the episode is released so you can see what’s coming up in the episode ahead.
- No Breaks: Even when we take a week off from the main show during a holiday, you’ll still receive new content here on Patreon. In other words, only Patreon subscribers will have new content to enjoy every single week of the year.
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- Co-Host #Millennial! Want to spend some time with us and BE ON THE SHOW? Now's your chance! Supporters who pledge at this level can apply to co-host an entire episode + After Dark with us! We'll ask you to call us out on our BS and share your passions. It's the coolest benefit yet!
- A new physical gift every year: The t-shirt and poster are just the beginning. As a thank you for your continued support, we'll be sending you a new physical gift for every year you're a $10 Patron! Our next gift, coming late 2018, will be a handwritten letter from one of the three #Millennial hosts!
- Associate Producer Status: Each month you’ll suggest a story or topic you want us to discuss on air. We’ll pick at least one of the submissions from $10 supporters every week, giving you unprecedented control over each episode’s content.