Is PHP dead?

I did a podcast on this the other day.

But, I know some of you prefer the shorter YouTube videos over my full podcasts. I cut out the heart of that podcast, layered in some screenshots with proof and knocked out this YouTube video for you.

If you've ever wondered if PHP is dead, if you should invest your time in a "dying language", if you'll "hitch your wagon" to a language that'll be obsolete in 5 years... watch this:

That should put this to rest for good.

And, be sure to send this to all your PHP-hating friends.