It Doesn’t Matter How Often You Repeat These Things, They Are Simply Not True

I’ve probably mentioned this dozens of times before, but I’ve been an atheist for every second of my life. Some of you have doled out some head-inflating compliments telling me that I look like I am in my mid-twenties, but the reality is, I’ll be 38 next month which makes as many years of straight up, unadulterated atheism. I am an atheist relic, a godless oldtimer, a pasty, old, hellbound fart. I have reveled in godlessness longer than most of you have been potty trained.