It's aliiive
So, I tried to get a paypal donation thing set up for one-off payments, but it was a no-go

You must use your real name (can't change your name without submitting proof of ID), and real address, and I'm just not comfortable with that right now. Plus PO boxes are expeeensive (and kinda illegal? maybe? I don't really know)

Patreon wasn't without its hitches (you must select a category, and programming wasn't one. Also, their help desk requires google verification, which was a no-go)

But at least it's something ^_^