It's almost here!
Hey, patrons. Thanks for your support!! I promise the new blog will be here soon. Until then, please share this page with your friends. Coming up soon, I'll be throwing a video up here to add more spiffiness to this page (in hopes of attracting more supporters). I'm also considering making patron-only content. Would you prefer a patron-only series of me reading my poetry, weekly stupid pictures of me, or some other content? In the mean time, have a terrifying dolphin picture.