"It's the final countdown...!"
Insert the rock band Europe in a break room singing as a microwave counts down and a large woman raises an eyebrow as she stirs her soup, swaying to the catchy tune. 

(^;  Sorry.  I couldn't resist.

This is it, though.  The countdown to SLAINE going live next week and new episodes being posted (here) every Tuesday and Thursday.  Get ready for a VERY wild ride!

— J