iWish: Apple’s Mysterious New Device Slated to be Available for Xmas
 
Our own Flying Car News Team contacted Apple’s Marketing and Incursion Department  by phone this afternoon, in order to gather more details about the  mysterious new device. The representative flatly told us, “If you really  have to ask, you’re just not cool enough to know” and promptly hung up.
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