iWish: Apple's Mysterious New Device Slated to be Available for Xmas
In a press release dated today, Apple called the device a 'miraculous paradigm shift in the evolution of product marketing' and predicted 'Every cool home will have one by this time next year'. Other details such as pricing, and what the heck it actually does, were absent from the release.
iWish: Apple’s Mysterious New Device Slated to be Available for Xmas
Our own Flying Car News Team contacted Apple’s Marketing and Incursion Department by phone this afternoon, in order to gather more details about the mysterious new device. The representative flatly told us, “If you really have to ask, you’re just not cool enough to know” and promptly hung up.