July 2016 patron supported
Thank you so much for the support this month!
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hand written thank you note from me! I can make no guarantees what it will be written on or that it won't be scrawled in my blood.
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30 minute Skype call with me! We'll shoot the shit, tell me about your life.
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A signed box of Fruit Roll-Ups/Fruit By The Foot with a small note. (Your Choice)
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A small vial of Los Angeles dirt with a small poem by me inside.
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A hand written thank you note and a lock of my hair.
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30 Minute Thank You Skype call. I will be wearing any outfit you request (no birthday suit).
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I'll mail you my glasses, a wig and a nosering and you can make your OWN Tim E. Kish videos!
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I will shave my whole head and mail everything that falls off directly to your door