June 2016 patron supported
 
Thank you so much for the support this month!
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Pledge $0.01 or more per month
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Small consistent income is often more useful than large lump sums
$1 or more per month 1 patron
My polite thanks.
No seriously it is. Because you can risk spreading your outgoings.
$5 or more per month 6 patrons
My polite thanks, but this time I will actually mean it. 
Now we're cooking with planned expenditure.
$20 or more per month 2 patrons
At this tier you're paying for a non-profit to utilise my mad financial admin skills for an extra hour a month. Once a year, I will send you a thank you gift. It will probably be stickers.
This is ten more than the last one
$30 or more per month 0 patrons
Snotty. blubbering, personal, thanks. Also if I meet you at a convention I will look you right in the god damn eye. Plus everything offered in lower reward levels.
This is twice the amount of that earlier one. You see that? That's financial admin son.
$40 or more per month 0 patrons
At this tier you're paying for a non-profit to utilise my mad financial admin skills for an extra TWO hours a month. Or two non-profits to get an extra hour each. It very much depends on their individual needs. Once a year, I will send you a thank you gift.
Pledge $500 or more per month
0 patrons
I will dance for you.
I WILL SOOTHE YOUR SOUL
$3,380 or more per month 0 patrons
Are you a troubled millionaire? Do the faces of those that have nothing project upon your closed eyelids at night like a kaleidoscope made of sorrow, tearing at your joy and preventing you from sleeping? 


Give me an independent income and gain the ability to remind yourself daily that it's OK. You're a good person! You must be, you pay for that non-profit woman every month. See? I bet none of those floating sorrow faces have helped as many non-profits as you have. You're a good, good, person.


Also works for billionaires.

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