Keychain of the Day
 
I just got this keychain recently out of my keychain geocache. I was very impressed to receive it because, hello, it is Donald Duck who is just incredible. I love how he is so angry all the time, and dressed all nautically, and how he speaks. My dad does a really good Donald impression too, actually, whereas I can only do Goofy. This Donald is also in very good, clean condition and he is bendable too! It's really fun to make him sit and wave and get into funny positions. It sure is good to know that there are nice anonymous strangers in the world who are willing to give their best to the Goddess of Smoo. Need something to do on a Friday night? I just found you over 4 hours of Donald Duck cartoons. It's like being on a DisneyCruise! No, don't try to thank me, I'm glad to do it. Have a good weekend!
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You will be awarded my gratitude and friendship. To show everyone you worship me, I will make you a custom Smoo Crew Basic Membership Icon that can be used absolutely anywhere as your user pic (100x100 pixels).
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Like art?  Me too!  I will take an original artistic photograph or draw a unique picture for you in MS Paint.  You may feel free to make topic suggestions, and I will feel equally free to disregard them.  The art you receive will remind you of work by great masters you may find in places like the Louvre; however, rest assured this will be completely my own design.
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I will mention you expressly by name in at least one Keychain of the Day post. I will also promote one Web site of your choice and/or opine on any topic you select.
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If you had "Get the Goddess of Smoo to be my pen pal" on your to-do list, then get ready to check it off!  I will write you a personal e-mail and will respond to at least two of your messages, possibly more if you're interesting.  So make it interesting!
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Wow, I can't believe how loyal a Smoo Crew member you are!  To express my sincerest gratitude, I will mail you a real, hand-drawn thank you card, just like in the olden days.
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By now we are pretty much BFFs; to express this, I will send you a friendship bracelet crafted by mine own divine Smoo Goddess hands.  Feel free to complete the circle and send one back to me.
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Get a piece of the magic that you can treasure forever.  I will send you one real legit keychain from my extensive collection of thousands.  This is truly my most spectacular and meaningful reward.  Is this a costly level of patronage?  Yes.  Yes, it is.  After all, I didn't get thousands of keychains by GIVING THEM AWAY after all!
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