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You will be awarded my gratitude and friendship. To show everyone you worship me, I will make you a custom Smoo Crew Basic Membership Icon that can be used absolutely anywhere as your user pic (100x100 pixels).
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Like art?  Me too!  I will take an original artistic photograph or draw a unique picture for you in MS Paint.  You may feel free to make topic suggestions, and I will feel equally free to disregard them.  The art you receive will remind you of work by great masters you may find in places like the Louvre; however, rest assured this will be completely my own design.
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I will mention you expressly by name in at least one Keychain of the Day post. I will also promote one Web site of your choice and/or opine on any topic you select.
Pledge $0.60 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
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If you had "Get the Goddess of Smoo to be my pen pal" on your to-do list, then get ready to check it off!  I will write you a personal e-mail and will respond to at least two of your messages, possibly more if you're interesting.  So make it interesting!
Pledge $0.75 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
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Wow, I can't believe how loyal a Smoo Crew member you are!  To express my sincerest gratitude, I will mail you a real, hand-drawn thank you card, just like in the olden days.
Pledge $1 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
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By now we are pretty much BFFs; to express this, I will send you a friendship bracelet crafted by mine own divine Smoo Goddess hands.  Feel free to complete the circle and send one back to me.
Pledge $2.42 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
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Get a piece of the magic that you can treasure forever.  I will send you one real legit keychain from my extensive collection of thousands.  This is truly my most spectacular and meaningful reward.  Is this a costly level of patronage?  Yes.  Yes, it is.  After all, I didn't get thousands of keychains by GIVING THEM AWAY after all!
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