Last Call...
 
If you wanna help me make my new music video, I'll need your pics sent to me by this weekend (I can hold off until the weekend is done...) Or send pics which exemplify lines from the song. Just saying.

I have pics from a few people, but if I can't get more, I'll probably just go a different direction with the video.

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Look at you, (you wonderfully insane) Majestic Patron of the Arts! Wow. If you do this, you get all that AND I'll write you a song based on your suggestion for every month that you remain a patron at this level.
Seriously. Wow.
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