Let's talk rewards
 
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My prophets had to do some strange stuff for me. All you have to do is drop $1 of $5 in my tip jar each month. But how shall I reward you? I could answer your questions, cure your undiagnosed diseases, or perhaps smite someone for you (my aim isn't 100%). What would you like to get for your filthy lucre?

Tier Benefits
Pledge $0 or more per month
patrons
Everyone
Pledge $0.01 or more per month
patrons
Patrons Only
Pledge $1 or more per month
0 patrons
You can ask Me one question and I will answer it.
Pledge $2 or more per month
1 patron
Same as above plus I'll give you a special blessing as you sleep each night.
Pledge $5 or more per month
0 patrons
Same as above plus you can name one person and I'll make sure they don't end up in the same afterlife as you.
Pledge $99 or more per month
2 patrons
Same as above plus you're excused from tithing for the month. BEST VALUE!!
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