A Little Known Novelist with Lots to Offer
Ladies and gentlemen, I am a recently debuting author with high hopes and a new philosophy on life after some harrowing events reshaped my reality. Tangles with the law and immoderate encounters with Evan Williams have given me a plethora of experiences to share with the world through my writing. I'll be sure to make you laugh with medicinal doses of humor and delightful twists of absurdity. Not to mention, I've been told by many I've a golden voice and a hell of a rubber face. If you lend your support, I promise I'll have your sides bursting and/or I'll give you some new ideas to think about at every corner!