Explanation: "Somni" is short for "insomnia". Somni is the name I have given to my "morning self". I am not Somni. I have arguments with Somni. And it goes a little something like this.
Guest star: Conscious Person! :'D I’m trying to make it clear that, when you are talking to Somni, you are NOT talking to me. And she will not deliver the message.
...Man, I haven't made a Somni comic in over a year.