Author's Notes: This was supposed to be a Thanksgiving comic, but couldn't close on a concept I liked. This Black Friday comic is based on an idea I had many years ago, but couldn't find the words to produce. At least, I'm pretty sure I didn't produce this. I hope I didn't. Even if I did, this one is sure to look better.
I'm releasing this one for free because I screwed everyone out of a Thanksgiving comic. Sorry about that.
Oh, and yes, this is being released a day early. It's so you people have something to read while standing in checkout lines. Good luck.