Man v. Food: Atomic Wing Challenge
 
I'm going to add to the rules of dos and don'ts over time as I think of them, which may sound like I'm taking all the fun away, but I'm going to try to limit it to things that are meant to protect my health and well-being. Thus, Addendum 1: Stupid Stunts. For those of you who like their entertainment on the humiliation end of the spectrum, I make a distinction between telling me I have to do stunts that are stupid-stupid (reciting Shakespeare in the middle of Picadilly Circus in London while dressed as a squirrel) and Stupid-Dangerous (mountain-biking down a suicidal pro-level trail, while dressed as a squirrel (I'm on a squirrel kick today; don't hate). Stupid-Dangerous may also include health risks (drinking creek water in Pripyat -- the town next to the Chernobyl power plant complex) -- or, because of my recent health issues, eating anything much above about 100,000 Scoville units of heat (my doctor says I need to knock that stuff off from now on, or I could potentially have ANOTHER three-day stay in Chateau L"Hospital on morphine and IV fluids). So sorry, nothing like Man Vs. Food... which I'm actually okay with. There was a time in my youth when stuff like this looked appealing, but now... I think about insurance premiums.