Merry Chirstmas
 
I hope you all have Merry Chirstmas and Happy new year.
Tier Benefits
Pledge $0 or more per month
patrons
Everyone
Pledge $0.01 or more per month
patrons
Patrons Only
Feed Nigel, the excellently eloquently educated steampunk grizzly
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
At $1, you will help feed Nigel, our imaginary excellently eloquently educated steampunk grizzly. You'll also get access to our patron- only feed, were we'll announce some video and stream subjects in advance, along with other news.
Sassy's Monthly Drawing of Awesomeness...itivity...
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Monthly art drawn by Sassy
Along with helping keep Nigel fed, and the patron- only feed, you will receive art from Sassy that will only be for that month and you'll get a shoutout during a stream. These can be sent physical or digital cards, depending on your individual preference. If you don't specify, it will be digital by default.

Includes
  • Monthly art piece made by Sassy
Become a member of the Squirrel Armada!
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Not only do you get access to the previous perks, but you'll become part of the Squirrel Armada. You will receive a Certificate of Authen-squirrel-icity and will be considered an honorary squirrel. You can vote on the next game.

Includes
  • Monthly art piece made by Sassy
  • Certificate of Aunthen-Squirrel-Icity
A Sassy Commission
$15 or more per month 0 patrons
You will receive a free one-time art commission of your choice from Sassy, up to 8x10 as well as previous tier rewards.

Includes
  • Monthly art piece made by Sassy
  • Certificate of Aunthen-Squirrel-Icity
  • Free art commission from Sassy
Fire chip Challenge
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
Along with all the other previous rewards, Sassy will eat a chip with Dave's Insanity Sauce on camera for your amusement and her suffering. (Cue evil laugh)

Includes
  • Monthly art piece made by Sassy
  • Certificate of Aunthen-Squirrel-Icity
  • Free art commission from Sassy
  • Video of Sassy eating fire chip
Totally Not Worth It
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
THIS IS A JOKE TIER!!!
If you subscribe to this tier, you will all the rewards and a picture of my latest Taco Bell purchase, which you will have paid for!

Includes
  • Monthly art piece made by Sassy
  • Certificate of Aunthen-Squirrel-Icity
  • Free art commission from Sassy
  • Video of Sassy eating fire chip
Recent Posts