I AM TOO VERBOSE FOR THIS JOB.
Paper is super hard to commit to. What if I spell something wrong? What if I can't make a snippet feel whole? What if IT RUNS ON FOR SEVEN PAGES AND THE POSTAGE GOES UP? Ahem.
But the good news is I have a hard deadline now for getting them done, so cheers, y'all! I'm about to write some microfic for you!