Microfic Non-Holiday Cards, Ahoy!
 
So basically I've been procrastinating about writing my little bits of microfic...because I'm worried they'll run super long and I won't be able to keep them on the damn card.

I AM TOO VERBOSE FOR THIS JOB.

Paper is super hard to commit to. What if I spell something wrong? What if I can't make a snippet feel whole? What if IT RUNS ON FOR SEVEN PAGES AND THE POSTAGE GOES UP? Ahem.

But the good news is I have a hard deadline now for getting them done, so  cheers, y'all! I'm about to write some microfic for you!

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Come on over! I'm having a barbecue out back, and you're invited. For $1/month you'll have access to all my goofy updates on the feed, and early teasers of upcoming releases. Can I get you a glass of ice water? It's hot out here.

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  • Ebook versions of all the short novel-related stories I scribble when I'm on deadline and should really be focusing! (1+/month)
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  • Annual digital collection of all the shorts published throughout the year!
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I love my library, don't you? It's a great place to kick back, relax, and read some stories. Here you'll find silliness, sex, processing, and sometimes all three! Grab yourself a cup of tea and enjoy!
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  • EARLY RELEASES OF MY SELF-PUBLISHED BOOKS! Get a digital copy of all my indie books a week before they're released in the wild!
  • All the extras: cut scenes, character sketches, teasers of the work in progress!
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Mmm, hello. Things are getting steamy between us now, aren't they? Here we are in my kitchen, where I'm busy making things for you to...devour...

If you already buy all my books, this is the level for you! I plan to publish four or five brand new books and re-publish a few older books in 2017. As a $10/month patron, you'll get them delivered right to you!

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Please make yourself at home here in my sitting room while I read you a story. I love to read aloud. I'll also keep you updated on the book I'm currently writing, and welcome your questions. My sofa is extremely comfortable...

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Now, I don't want you to think I'm running this whole show, so here in my guest room let's play a little bit with your agency, shall we? Go ahead and take off your--

Ahem. Excuse me.

This is getting a bit more interactive now, y'all.

The Bedroom
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  • Be my muse once a year! 
  • We'll get together 1-2 times via Google Hangout/Patreon chat/Facebook Live to talk about your favorite types of stories. Then I'll write a story inspired by the things you love to read! (Up to 25k words.)
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My bedroom is where the magic happens. (No, not that magic!) I'd love to have you over to really get intimate, you know, get our creative juices flowing and...

Yeah, everything sounds dirty now. I'm talking about stories, people! STORIES.

I've never seen this done before, but I've had a lot of fun crowdsourcing fiction in the past. In exchange for your generous support and inspiration your name will be in the Acknowledgments, and I'll give you multiple shout-outs on Twitter or Facebook when the book is published (plus before and after too)! The role of muse will be available to individuals who support at this level for a minimum of six months.

Initially limited to two muses, but if the level fills up we might add more down the line...


No rights in finished works will be conveyed to patrons at any level! I think we're all on the same page here!
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