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I Can Afford Some Food Tier
$1 or more per month
- $1 will help put food in my mouth hole!
- You'll get early access to my video sketches
- Sneak peeks at projects in the works
- Personal answer to any message sent
- Ability to vote on upcoming projects
- Extra behind the scenes stuff like audition reels and more!
I Can Afford Healthy Food Tier
$5 or more per month
- $5 will help me buy food that's ACTUALLY HEALTHY!
- Foodstuffs that are $5:
- 1.5 pounds of hamburger
- Three heads of lettuce
- Four cans of tuna
- Five apples
- 10 (count them, 10!) pounds of potatoes
I Can Afford to Eat for a Whole Day Tier
$10 or more per month
- $10 will get me an entire day's worth of food!
- You'll receive the knowledge and comfort that you literally sponsored a day in my life.
- Thanks for said day credited in the Monthly Monologue
☺☺☺ I Can Afford To Send YOU Something Tier ☺☺☺
$20 or more per month
- $20 will get me a couple days of food PLUS a little left over so I can send you stuff!
- Once a month receive a gift package with actor stuff like my headshot and resume, programs from my shows, write ups and reviews, and more!
What Are You Doing Tier
$121 or more per month
- MADNESS I TELL YOU
- $121 is the monthly fee for a MetroCard
- Public transportation is my only way around the city
- I can't even get to the store without one
- I don't know how to reward you for this
- I'm just...
- This is...
- We'll talk