The Motorway Song
 
It's a song. About driving. THANK YOU to Rish, Steve, Karrie, Steven and Glenn for your support with this - love you guys x x x I'm in my car on the road and it's Friday Got so much stress I need to drive away Foot to the floor accelerate I flying by at a cool 80 Feeling free no ones gonna stop me Cause i got nothing in my way But up ahead I see trouble You're gonna bust up my bubble I can't believe I didn't stop to read the signs That I left far behind You get me every time AVERAGE SPEED, YOU HAVE TO BE THE MOST ANNOYING ROAD POLICY WHY DO YOU SLOW ME DOWN WHEN NO-ONE'S AROUND OH WHAT'S THE NEED, AVERAGE SPEED What a surprise I get a letter A written note I should have known better Junction 26 is where I fell The penalty is pretty painful Apparently 90 was unacceptable Driving through your gates of hell But up ahead I see trouble You're gonna bust up my bubble I can't believe I didn't stop to read the signs Or see the police lights Chasing me from behind