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Naked City Poems
These are the poems I wrote to read at Naked City. Sadly, I lost the 'lottery' and didn't get to read, but I still had a lot of fun writing these. Feel free to steal them and give them to your valentines. Just don't be surprised when they come a-knocking on my door. :) So excited to have poetry as my first patreon-supported post! Thank you so much for all your support. As a fun bonus, if you read this and ask me before valentines, I'll write all my patreon pledgers a sexy-lovey haiku.