National Tell A Joke Day

Bartender: Hello, welcome to The Broadway Musical Bar where all of our drinks have musical themes!

Customer: How much for the Les Miserables?

Bartender: $246.01

Customer: Too expensive.

Bartender: Perhaps you'd like to try the Fiddler On The Roof!

Customer: What will that cost?

Bartender: Nothing! It's on the house!

#HadToMakeItUpBeforeMidnight #NationalTellAJokeDay