This is the anti-Displaced (or at least, anti-Merchant -- the CDA is more towards anti-Displaced) story idea I mentioned in a recent blog post. There's an argument to be made that it's cruel and mean-spirited, nasty and vicious with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, and to that, I say:
1. No kidding.
2. Have you seen some of the outfits characters try to get Displaced in?
Because this is basically 3200 words of nyah-nyah without a plot or pony in sight, there's no way I'm going to claim a post charge for it. Instead, I think I'll just sit back and let the downvotes fall where they may. On me.
In this case, I think downvotes may substitute nicely for applause. Because if this comes across as offensive to a few, then it just might mean I did it right...