Sorry this took so stinking long. YEEEOUCH. Gave this one some extra love and care. My boy ANDREW MAURY mastered it for me. It's slick, it's polished, it's weird, you're gonna love it.


Also, as a P.S., I found somebody who is gonna help me with some of the video editing duties!!!!! That being said, I'm going to take the next little bit of time to work on re-mixing and remastering my ZONGS album (a.k.a. the HOT DAD SONGS playlist on my YouTube) along with my album about Jesus, called J. I plan on posting some of the tracks here as I finish them.

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$1 or more per month 50 patrons
Hey, while you're not quite hot, you're still really good looking and you're very talented at a variety of things. Plus, you've got a hot son! Things just keep getting better for you!

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  • See (some) videos a day or more before YouTube does!
  • Be a cool supporter of a cool project. :)
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Cool Dad
$2 or more per month 37 patrons
You look in the mirror and all you see is cool. Handsome, but not quite hot. You drive a cool car, and you have fun on your own terms. You spend weekends at "the cabin." You only drink craft cocktails that contain Red Bull.

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  • Hey, you're just a buck more supportive!
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Hot Dad
$3 or more per month 50 patrons
Wow, we're really getting somewhere, huh? You're hot, your son is hot. Hell, your whole family is hot—and it's a great day to be hot. Cool sunglasses, too, dad.

  • All previous rewards
  • You're even kinder than the tier lower than this one, wow!
  • I might occasionally post a poll and I'll ask you for input and voting!
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Hotter Dad
$5 or more per month 40 patrons
I'm not even sure what this looks like, but it's you. And it's big-time hot. You're green tea hot (175 degrees Fahrenheit). You've been working out, and it shows. Two pairs of cool sunglasses.

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  • You're even kinder still! This is some genuine—and premium—kindness right here!
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Really Hot Dad
$10 or more per month 10 patrons
Even hotter than the last guy. You're french press hot (200 degrees Fahrenheit). I'll add toned, muscular physique to this tier. Three pairs of cool sunglasses. A hot family. A man of talents. So many talents.

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  • Digital gift copy of my Girls Who Care - Light Sleeper album!
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Sun Dad
$15 or more per month 13 patrons
A scorching father-figure composed of mostly hot plasma. Four pairs of sunglasses. This dad is beyond toned—he's ripped. Any family he's near becomes instantly hotter. His own family is hotter than words can describe. He can do—and has done—everything. Without this dad, our solar system collapses.

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  • Access to an occasionally-updated zip file/folder of all of my music from the past few years (MP3 V0), including unreleased demos and content that's never been released on Bandcamp! Get all of my work as Hot Dad (and GWC) in the most convenient way possible—dreams will come true.
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Eternal Dad
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You are the father of all of humanity. Your message lives forever. We worship you, O mighty dad.
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  • It's just a super support tier, okay? I'll treat you right, but only do this if it's YOUR KINDA THING. This used to include a free song, but honestly, if you want that, just email me at [email protected] and we can work something out. It's much simpler, okay? :)
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