$1 or more per post ∙ 20 patrons
You make Life in the Circus work, yo. You get my undying gratitude, and access to behind-the-scenes Patron Only content.
$3 or more per post ∙ 5 patrons
You keep the show interesting. You get my undying gratitude, behind-the-scenes Patron Only content, and also a video "thank you" from the whole fam. They're pretty cute y'all.
$5 or more per post ∙ 6 patrons
You are stunning. You everything up there PLUS access to writing I don't publish on my blog - haikus, fiction, etc.
$10 or more per post ∙ 1 patron
All of the above PLUS a handwritten thank you note and extra undying gratitude.
$20 or more per post ∙ 0 patrons
All that stuff up there, PLUS I'll dedicate a blog post to you and you'll be known to tens of thousands as a badass supporter of the arts.
$50 or more per post ∙ 0 patrons
Sheesh. All the previous goodies PLUS I'll write something just for you. What do you want? A love letter to your someone? A term paper? An opinion piece? A eulogy? You name it, you got it. 'Cept hate mail. I don't do hate mail unless it's for a REALLY good cause.
$100 or more per post ∙ 1 patron
Which kid do you want? I mean, who needs FIVE anyway? But seriously, let me know what you want and I'll do my best, provided it isn't illegal. Or TOO illegal. Video chat? Lessons on the nitty-gritty of raising a large family on zero money? A song written and recorded just for you? A free place to stay in Nashville?