stop sputtering sweetheart. Look your friend Jason is dead. He died in a nasty lab accident. And now you're sharing a house with his twin sister, okay? Who, apart from being disowned by the whole family which is why no-one has ever heard of her, is also a rubber-skinned insatiable nymphomaniac. Who incidentally has broken three vibrators already just from fantasizing about you.
Stop gaping babe it's most unbecoming. Look just stop being a prude and give me a good rogering, and I'll be a good girl. Well for tonight anyway.