No Drinking!
I talk about not drinking a lot on here and in my comics. It is very difficult to stay sober in the service industry. Very hard. If managers and bosses aren't handing you shift drinks, coworkers are trying to buy you shots after the shift. There is a comrodery (sp?) in being in the trenches together, everyone getting shit on by table 7 ("what WAS her problem??") and going out for a drink after to celebrate surviving the shift. Drinking wastes a lot of time and energy though and I keep planning on putting my energy towards more positive things!!
Tier Benefits
$1 or more per month 9 patrons
Official patron status. This means you'll get access to my feed and my endless appreciation for joining my team! Everyone gets a Thank You shout out on Instagram and Facebook unless you email me specifically asking me not to! Or email me your address to [email protected] and I will send you a hand made card!  
Expert Minions
$5 or more per month 12 patrons
All my comics are free on Instagram and Facebook, but your contribution to keep them going is appreciated! From time to time you will get extra drawings or comics! 
Minion Extrodinares
$10 or more per month 3 patrons
getting me closer to the day that I can actually afford to treat this like a job!! Thank you SO much! Please feel to email me at [email protected] and send me a picture of a pet or loved one and I will send you back a doodle of them!
Minionmus Maximus!
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
A true philanthropist! In return you will get:

-A shout out on Patreon, Facebook and Instagram 

-Email me for a hand made card

-Email me and request a doodle of a pet or loved one! Send a picture!! Unless you would like me to just guess or make one up!

-Feel free to email me and ask me for life advice. How do I deal with all the fame? What color is the new black? What are my thoughts on Whole Foods? (please ask me, I have so many thoughts/ angry rants about Whole Foods. )

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