No, I Don’t Talk Funny, but I DO Need a Speech Therapist
 
The teachers who complained that I 'talk funny and need a speech therapist' would be happy to learn that acid reflux finally caused me to require speech therapy.

In case you were wondering, my speech therapy doesn't require me to say, Stephanie Savage sells seashells by the sea shore. 

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Wildlife, Nature, and Garden Pics
$1 or more per month 1 patron
I will send you a personal thank you email. You'll also receive exclusive essays about my weekly rehab walks/hikes, along with photos of the flora and fauna in the beautiful botanic gardens, wildlife reserves, and parks we visit weekly. 

Here's a sample pic of an osprey buzzing a great blue heron: Buzzing osprey.
Free Free Inquiry
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You will receive a personal thank you message and the exclusive rehab walk/hike essays and photos. Plus, I will post for you a copy of the pre-publication versions of the essays I’ve published in Free Inquiry (but you should really consider subscribing, if you don’t already). Free Inquiry purchases all rights to my essays, so please don’t share my essays with more than a few friends!
Sneak Previews of New Secularist Essays
$10 or more per month 1 patron
My personal thank you message, exclusive rehab walk/hike essays and nature pics, and my Free Inquiry essays will all be yours. But you will also receive my new secularist essays and articles before they even appear in print.
Bonus Short Story or Non-Secularist Essay
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  • You will also receive one bonus short story or non-secularist essay of your choice.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Suggest a Post Idea
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Ever wanted to suggest a subject for a Miracle Girl post? Now you can!
Non-Secularist Essays
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You will receive a personal thank you message, exclusive rehab walk/hike essays with nature pics, and the Free Inquiry essays, both old and new. And you will also be able to read my recovery-related and other non-secularist essays before they see print.
Short Stories, in Short
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I will post exclusively for you the mainly satirical short stories I wrote when I was solely a fiction writer.
Exclusive Peek at My Memoir and Book Acknowledgement
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You will receive all of the above, plus an exclusive peek at my memoir when it’s completed. But wait, there’s more! I will thank you by name in my first published book, whatever it is. My bet is on a compilation of my secularist essays and blog posts, which I’ve been contemplating for some time. The memoir will take longer to complete.

But most of all, you will receive my undying gratitude (and I know from undying).
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