Non-Patron's Weekly Update #2
If you are not a Patron yet, it's really easy to sign up. You should do it. Seriously. You're missing a lot of funny amazing stuff that you can ONLY get if YOU BECOME A PATRON. Just *ONE SINGLE DOLLAR* is all it takes to get so much amazing content that you can't get without that Patronage.

Check out my post anyway, it's still pretty entertaining, AND it tells you what's going on! Obviously, you can't miss out.