Your boy Joel came down with a stellar case of the flu last week and spent like 10 straight days bedridden, surviving on gas station Muscle Milk and contemplating the funnest forms of suicide.
Needless to say, I didn't get much writing done. Though, as of last night, I'm officially back at it. To sate your unholy yearning for quality scares in the meantime, here's the NoSleep Podcast's production of my only story to spawn its own legit urban legend, the Devil's Toy Box.
I had to break the recording up into two parts, so here's both URLs for your listening convenience: