November 2015 patron supported
Thank you so much for the support this month!
Tier Benefits
Pledge $0 or more per month
Pledge $0.01 or more per month
Patrons Only
Goddamn Cadets
$1 or more per month 10 patrons
You have our sincere thanks for joining the Goddamn Army.  We salute you.
Includes Discord rewards
Goddamn Privates
$5 or more per month 56 patrons
Goddamn Privates get access to exclusive shows & are included in the pool of recipients for random gifts!
Includes Discord rewards
Goddamn Sergeants
$10 or more per month 19 patrons
Along with all previous rewards, Goddamn Sergeants  get a pair of goddamn sunglasses after 3 months of pledging!
Includes Discord rewards
Goddamn Lieutenants
$15 or more per month 6 of 10 patrons
All previous rewards, plus Lieutenants get their glasses AND a custom goddamn shirt (S-2XL) after 3 months of pledging.
Includes Discord rewards
Goddamn Captains
$30 or more per month 2 of 5 patrons
Goddamn Captains get all previous rewards & their glasses & shirt are sent after the 1st month of pledging.  They also have the option of joining the Goddamn skype group chat.
Includes Discord rewards
Goddamn Colonels
$50 or more per month 4 of 5 patrons
Goddamn Colonels get all previous rewards & top priority when suggesting topics/videos for us to cover.
Includes Discord rewards
Goddamn Generals
$75 or more per month 3 of 3 patrons
Our top patron spot.  Goddamn Generals get everything at lower reward levels, plus they can pick one topic/video for every show (if they so choose).
Includes Discord rewards
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