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OBI-WAN KENOBI'S ZERO STAR REVIEWS
I've been obsessed with Star Wars for a long time. Every few months, specific lines from the films will lodge themselves in my brain. Recently, while waiting in line at the DMV, this line popped into my head: "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
Obi-Wan Kenobi's Zero Star Reviews
Inspired by his cranky review of Mos Eisley, a collection of pithy, horrible Yelp reviews from Jedi Knight and jerk, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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