Odemon #794
 
Red shoved against a truck. It wouldn't budge! Seriously, when he'd heard there was some abandoned truck at the shore near the SS Anne he employed so many shenaginags to reach it, but not even his Machamp could move it!
Buzzwole appeared and punched the truck fifty thousand feet away. They flexed, and Mew was so enamored with their muscles that they left together to get married.
Wait, what?

-Odemon #794 Buzzwole

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