One Dog, One Fire, Three Generations of Russian Spies, Two Birds, One Stone and the Worst Person America Has Ever Produced. Period.
Hi, Everybody—

Here's an essay prepared for those of you who would not consider any briefing on Roo's health complete with a detailed analysis of Hitler's Reichstag fire as it relates to Trump's moves to consolidate power, yesterday's arrest of the top CIA mole in Moscow, my prediction for the immediate future, a recently murdered general of Russian intelligence and an admittedly insufficient mention of a date with a tall German Goth in her pink '69 Mini Cooper during which we not only visit the Reichstag but also tear down the Berlin Wall.

For once, no mouses and rabbits were harmed in the making of this blog post.


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