one of these quotes will be turned into stickers and t-shirts. you decide which.
[please read the following in an authoritative faux-British accent.]


it has all come down to THIS.

the final round. the last vestige of madness during our march. one of these two quotes will be turned into glorious merchandise you can post on your car or your body or bathroom doors at your office. the other quote will be withered away into oblivion, never to be thought of again. until i sing the song that has the lyric in it BUT PAY NO MIND.

between now and the night of april 2nd, you will decide the fate of these two quotes by liking or sharing the photo on facebook.

1 like = 1 point

1 share = 2 points

we decide the winner the night of april 2nd. and all @ Little Spiral​ @ Patreon​ members — you indeed included! — will receive the winning quote as a sticker for precisely zero dollars.

yes! that is correct! if you are a member by april 5, even those of you who have pledged only $1 for every song I release, you will get the winning sticker physically shipped to your address for absolutely free.

there is no other way to purchase these stickers yet. you must be a patreon member to get the first sticker.

please, for the love of all that is holy, join the @ Little Spiral @ patreon by april 5th, and may your vote have the distinguished privilege of counting.


Tier Benefits
@ LITTLEST SPIRALS @ — Patron-only feed
$1 or more per month 9 patrons
access to a patrons-only feed, where i post each song of the month, plus some behind-the-scenes access and works in progress. you may even be invited to collaborate on a song or two!
@ LITTLEST SPIRALS @ — Downloads
$3 or more per month 7 patrons
download all my music for free, plus access to that sweet patrons-only feed.
@ LITTLEST SPIRALS @ — Voting privileges
$5 or more per month 3 patrons
you've bought democracy! you'll unlock the ability to vote on what i do next: which song to release, the next cover i do, merchandise, etc.
@ LITTLEST SPIRALS @ — Your post on my social media channels
$10 or more per month 3 patrons
for every song i release, i’ll post your tweet-length message to all my social media channels. advertise your project, say hello, find a collaborator, get a date. as long as it fits my audience, let’s do it!
@ BIGGER SPIRALS @ — Custom poems
$25 or more per month 1 of 5 patrons
i will write you a poem per release about whatever topic you choose, plus all the @ Littlest Spiral @ perks.
@ BIGGER SPIRALS @ — Private online concert
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
for every release, you'll get exclusive access to an online concert, plus all the @ Littlest Spiral @ perks.
@ BIGGER SPIRALS @ — Custom songs
$300 or more per month 0 of 2 patrons
i will write you a custom song on any topic you choose, each time your pledge is processed. there are only 2 of these slots available. this includes all the @ Littlest Spiral @ perks.
@ BIGGEST SPIRALS @ — Private in-person concert
$600 or more per month 0 of 2 patrons
i’ll fly anywhere in the world and put on a house concert for just you. maximum twice per year. must be a subscriber for a minimum of 3 months. plus all the @ Littlest Spiral @ perks.
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