Oxford Dictionaries reveal word of the year as "clusterfuck"
In the era of Donald Trump and Brexit, Oxford Dictionaries has declared "clusterfuck" to be its international word of the year after its use increased by 200,000% compared to last year. Defined by the dictionary as "denoting circumstances in which everything has gone completely tits-up", clusterfuck is also the collective noun for a group of government ministers.
Oxford Dictionaries Word of the year: “clusterfuck”
And the word of the year goes to... "clusterfuck."
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