PCW Live!: Debut Episode, October 5th, 2020

PCW Live!!

PCW Arena – Nashville,  Tennessee

October 5th, 2020

(For detailed explanations of the finishing moves described, please see the PCW main website page and look through the profiles of each star mentioned)

*Video package begins with a display of PCW’s talent*

*Pyrotechnics kick off the program as the live – socially-distanced - crowd roars in approval*

(Ringside Action Announce Team: Jeff Esiason [JE] and Ric Venom [RV])

JE: AFTER A BLOCKBUSTER DEBUT FOR PCW AT MOTIVATION, WE ARE BACK FOR THE PREMIERE OF OUR NEW BI-WEEKLY SHOW: PCW LIVE!!

RV: I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THE BOYS AND GIRLS IN THE BACK HAVE IN STORE FOR US TONIGHT!!

*Camera cuts to the parking lot, seeing a limo pull up as Lawrence Mason approaches it with a microphone in hand*

Lawrence Mason (LM): Everyone, I am Lawrence Mason, and we are here for the premiere episode of PCW Live! It appears that we have a visitor right off the bat…

*Mickey steps out of the limo, as the crowd cheers*

LM: Mickey, how are you feeling about the show tonight?

Mickey Moss (MM): I’m feeling great, Lawrence, as always. We delivered the best show in sports entertainment on September 20th, and we are about to show the rest how it is done with tonight’s premiere.

LM: Indeed, and there is a lot of buzz about the first ever PCW Champion, Dragonfly, who you accurately predicted would win that match. What are your thoughts about him?

MM: It was a lucky guess, Lawrence. It was based on my knowledge of his immense talent. We are about to see in the coming weeks why this man rose to the top in the midst of that crowded battle royal. I have to go, though, because we have a show to kick off!

LM: The boss seems ever more confident with the quality of this brand new product. Can’t say that I blame him, honestly. Let’s see how our Champion feels, because I am being told that he is about to go to the ring. Back to ringside!!

*Camera cuts back to the entrance way as Dragonfly’s music hits and the crowd cheers*

JE: Well, Ric, here’s the man of the hour. Definitely someone who could wind up putting PCW on the map!

RV: You’ve got that right, Jeff, because Dragonfly has everything that you want in a champion!

JE: I wonder what he wants to say here as he prepares to address the cro…OH MY GOD, BLASTER JUST ATTACKED DRAGONFLY WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

*Blaster pummels Dragonfly with a chair on the ramp, and proceeds to punch him repeatedly in the face as officials rush to break up the fight*

RV: Seems like not everybody is psyched about our new champion…

JE: You are absolutely right, Ric! Blaster is out here for blood…

*Blaster pushes through the officials and clothesline Dragonfly from behind and then stomps on him a handful of times*

JE: We’ve got to get control of this situation!

*Mithras Sunfire runs down to the scene and attacks Blaster as the two fight towards the ring*

RV: Interesting, why is Sunfire down here?

JE: I am curious about that as well, Ric, but I am being told that Mickey has just made our first match a fight between Blaster and Sunfire…

*Officials inform Blaster and Sunfire to get in the ring, which they do by continuing to exchange fists and rolling into the ring during their scuffle, leading the referee to call for the bell*

RV: It’s official!!

JE: Blaster seems to have the upper hand here, and his first victim, the PCW Champion Dragonfly, is being escorted to the locker room…

RV: Not a great first day as Champion, Jeff…

*Sunfire gains control, pushing Blaster into the ropes and delivering a dropkick as he rebounds*

JE: Sunfire demonstrating his own incredible talents!

RV: This guy is a little confusing, Jeff. I don’t know what to think about him.

*Sunfire bounces off the ropes, hitting a spinning heel kick, and follows it up with a senton bomb*

RV: Looks like Blaster is in trouble…

JE: That it does, and Sunfire has his number…

*Sunfire picks Blaster up, attempts a whip into the corner, but Blaster reverses it into a short-arm clothesline*

JE: Well done, Blaster has turned the tide in his favor!

RV: What a great way to kick off PCW Live!

*Blaster takes Sunfire into the corner and puts him in the Tree of Woe as he stomps him repeatedly*

JE: He better be careful to avoid being disqualified…

RV: I’m not sure that Blaster cares about that, Jeff…

*Blaster lets Sunfire collapse to the mat as he bounces off the adjacent ropes and nails a snap elbow drop and proceeds to trash talk*

RV: That confidence is building up for Blaster, you can see it in his eyes…

*Blaster goes to lift Sunfire up, but Sunfire turns it into an inside cradle*

RV: Oh crap, he’s in trouble again!

JE: Referee going for the count!!

*Crowd chants along: “ONE! TWO!!” until Blaster kicks out and angrily responds by kicking Sunfire ruthlessly*

RV: Blaster didn’t care much for the near-loss there! That would have been embarrassing for him!

JE: Of course it would have! Blaster is not showing any mercy as he is taking poor old Sunfire to the corner and hoisting him up to the top…

RV: I don’t like where this is going, Jeff…

*Blaster delivers a couple of stiff forearm shots to Sunfire’s back, prepping him for the next big move*

JE: This looks like we are near the end, Ric…

RV: That is does…

*Sunfire headbutts Blaster, sending him flying down to the mat*

JE: WAIT A MINUTE!!

RV: MOVE BLASTER!

JE: Blaster is down, Sunfire JUST HIT THE MOON STOMP!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER…THE COUNT…AND THE VICTORY!!

*Bell rings as the crowd erupts*

RV: Tough break for Blaster…

JE: Yes, but Blaster learned a less…OH NO!!

*Blaster pushes Sunfire off the top rope to the outside and follows up by rolling out and attacking him until the officials arrive to break it up again*

RV: He may not have won the battle, but he is winning the war!

JE: Two of our top stars could be injured thanks to this maniac! We have to take a break, ladies and gentleman…we will be right back!!

*After the break, cameras take us to the Women’s Tag Team Champions, Sally and the Ladies Champion Molly backstage*

*Molly is rubbing her neck and stretching as Sally walks up to her*

Sally (SY): Are you sure that you are ready to compete today?

Molly (MY): Yes, for the billionth time, Sal. I am ready.

SY: I just don’t want you getting hurt out there.

MY: Look…look…I know. I know you are just trying to look out for me, but I’ve got this. Now, let’s get out there and defend these titles!

*Sally watches with a concerned look on her face as Molly leaves the room and the camera cuts to Lawrence Mason and Amazon*

Lawrence Mason (LM): Hello Everyone! I am Lawrence Mason and I am standing by with the inaugural PCW Women’s Champion, Amazon! Amazon, thank you for joining me today. Tonight, you defend the gold in our main event against Athena Starr. What are your thoughts going in?

Amazon (AZ): Athena is a disgrace to women’s wrestling. Living what she thinks is a consequence-free lifestyle. We don’t need someone like that at the top of this company. Women need someone who dominates and intimidates everyone in her path…even the men. Athena is about to find out there is no consequence-free encounter with the likes of the Amazon! *Leaves*

LM: Well, there you have it. The women’s champion is looking to change the way we perceive the women’s gold and to seemingly teach Miss Starr a lesson. Back to ringside!

*Camera cuts back to ringside as Roxanne’s music hits while Frank Dutch announces*

FD: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE DUTCH HERE…FRANK DUTCH, THAT IS…

RV: Oh boy…

JE: Leave him alone…

FD: …OUR NEXT BOUT IS FOR THE WOMEN’S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!! *Crowd Cheers* INTRODUCING FIRST, THEY ARE THE CHALLENGERS…ROXANNE AND JANE MOSS!!

JE: And, here we have it, the Women’s Tag Titles are on the line! I am ready, aren’t you?

RV: As ready as a dog preparing for neutering…

JE: What?

*Roxanne and Jane make it into the ring as Frank Dutch continues*

FD: AND THEIR OPPONENTS, THEY ARE THE WOMEN’S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…MOLLY AND SALLY!! *Crowd erupts*

JE: Here comes the stars of the hour! I gained a lot of respect for Molly on September 20th, didn’t you?

RV: I gained a pain in my ass…

JE: Why are you so negative?

*Molly and Sally enter the ring and pose with the gold*

JE: Well deserved.

RV: Look, I will admit that this team is tough, but they got lucky, Jeff.

*Bell rings as Sally kicks off the bout with Roxanne*

JE: Here we have two great teams with an incredible amount of talent in that ring, who do you got?

RV: My pizza guy…trying to make sure that he isn’t late again…

JE: ARE YOU TEXTING RIGHT NOW?!!

*Sally gains momentum, taking Roxanne down with a series of flying shoulder blocks, and tags in Molly as the crowd erupts again*

JE: Molly gets tagged in!

RV: I am not sure what the people see in her…

JE: It’s probably because she gave the show-stealing performance of the night at Motivation, Ric!

*Molly delivers a series of chest chops and executes an Irish whip and catches Roxanne with a sling-blade on the rebound*

JE: The tag champs are on fire!!

*Roxanne stumbles as she attempts to get up and Jane impatiently stomps on the apron begging for a tag*

RV: Roxy is a little out of it…

JE: That she is, and Molly is not going to let her tag in…

*Molly stops Roxanne from tagging in by grabbing her arm and turning it into a short-arm clothesline*

JE: Molly has Roxanne right where she wants her, isolating her completely from Jane!

RV: This is a smart strategy, Jeff, if Jane doesn’t get in this soon it will be all over before too long!

JE: You’ve got that right!! Molly tags in Sally!! The crowd is loving the domination here!

RV: I’m going to love this pie when it finally gets delivered…

JE: Are you even paying attention?!

*Jane grows frustrated and starts screaming for Roxanne to get over to her side of the ring, but Molly points and laughs from her side of the ring while Sally bodyslams Roxanne and hits a standing moonsault*

JE: Incredible athleticism! Jane is losing her mind, and it looks like the Champs are set to retain!

*Sally tags Molly in as Sally then grabs Roxanne and sets her up for Molly’s finisher as Molly readies on the apron*

JE: Here we go!! They are calling for it! Molly nails this and it’s over!

RV: Poor Jane never had a chance to compete. A real sha…*the lights go out*

JE: WHAT THE HELL?!!

*Lights turn back on*

JE: Wait a minute…where’s Molly?!

RV: I guess she ran away. Couldn’t handle the pressure!!

JE: No! Something’s happened!!

*Confusion in the ring, as Sally frantically looks for her sister and leaves the ring in her search while the referee counts*

JE: I’ve never seen anything like this before, Ric!

RV: I told you, Jeff, Molly can’t cut it…

*Sally tries stopping the count, but she isn’t legal, so the ref counts to ten and calls for the bell*

JE: Very odd! Where is the Ladies Champion and half of the Tag Champs?!

FD: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, AS A RESULT OF A COUNTOUT, ROXANNE AND JANE!! HOWEVER, DUE TO THE RULES OF TITLE CHANGES, STILL YOUR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, MOLLY AND SALLY!!

*Sally runs down the ramp in pursuit of her sister*

JE: That was completely unexpected, Ric! What in the world is going on here?!

RV: Your guess is as good as mine. We will be back, everyone.

*After the break, Lawrence Mason appears on the screen with a doctor*

Lawrence Mason: Welcome back, everyone! I am standing here with PCW’s attending physician of the evening and she reports to me that Dragonfly suffered a number of injuries due to the attack by Blaster earlier tonight. Nothing serious enough to put him out of action for an extended period of time. However, it does appear that Dragonfly will not be in action again until early next month! Our best wishes go to our world champion as he recovers from that vicious assault! Back to Ringside!!

*Cameras take us back to ringside with Jeff Esiason and Ric Venom*

JE: Very unfortunate news about the World Champion, Dragonfly, thank you for the update, Lawrence. Now, ladies and gentleman, we head to our next bout.

RV: Great, that means Dutch has to speak again…

FD: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A TAG TEAM BOUT, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST, SAGUNA AND TINY…THEY CALL THEMSELVES LITTLE MAN AND BIG MAN!!

JE: One of the great things about PCW is our STACKED tag team division…

RV: You are absolutely correct, Jeff…

FD: AND THEIR OPPONENTS, THE TEAM OF TEO AND ATTITUDE!!

JE: Here is a team that impressed Corporate with their stellar performance at Motivation…

RV: While Teo seems to be the real talent of the bunch, Attitude offers some things too…mostly coffee and other errands for his partner…

JE: Sheesh…

*Bell rings as both team get set for action*

JE: Here we go, everyone, as the bout kicks off, Attitude and Saguna are kicking things off!

RV: Saguna is just too quick to catch!

*Saguna launches a series of Japanese Arm Drags followed by a swift headscissor takedown*

JE: Attitude doesn’t quite know what him!

RV: Looks to me like a fly mutated into a human and maintained its evasive skills!

*Attitude finally stops Saguna’s momentum with a clothesline as Saguna dove off the ropes and attempted another diving maneuver*

RV: I guess he had enough of the midget assault…

JE: Ric! They’re called little people, and Saguna is about half a foot too tall to officially qualify as one! Regardless, his size hasn’t mattered so far in this bout…

RV: It’s about too…

*Attitude tags Teo in as Teo dives right for Saguna and pummels him with some quick right fists*

JE: Teo is in the ring and Saguna is in trouble!

RV: I think you’re right…

JE: Of course I am…

*Saguna tries to escape, but Teo violently pulls him away from Tiny and towards the adjacent corner where he follows up with a series of knee shots to Saguna’s face*

JE: Teo is definitely not a superstar with any remorse…

RV: He doesn’t waste his time making friends, Jeff…

*Teo picks Saguna up and kicks him back down, laughing the whole time*

JE: Now this has nothing to do with respectful competition…

RV: Who said it had to be?

JE: You really don’t care for sportsmanship do you?

*Saguna breaks free and dropkicks Teo back into Attitude, allowing him to roll towards Tiny and tag him in as the crowd cheers*

JE: The crowd is feeling it as Tiny, the big man with the ironic name, enters the fray!

RV: And check out the brains on Teo…

*Teo tags out as Tiny charges at him*

JE: Attitude is back in the ring!

RV: …and he is in danger!

*Tiny grabs ahold of Attitude and launches him across the ring*

RV: The giant is pissed…

JE: You think?!

*Tiny takes Attitude into the corner and obliterates him with a big boot*

JE: I wouldn’t be surprised if that marked the end here…

*Teo rushes into the ring and hits a chop block to Tiny’s legs, causing him to collapse*

RV: The brains of the match emerges again!!

*The referee tends to Tiny as Teo pulls Saguna off the apron and tosses him shoulder first into the ring post*

JE: Teo is looking to incapacitate Saguna and isolate the Big Man!

RV: Teo should seriously looking into calling himself the Brains of the operation…

*Teo gets back to his corner and calls for Attitude to tag, which he does*

JE: Now Teo wants back in!

RV: Can you blame him?

*Teo pounces on Tiny, stomping on both legs as he remains down on the mat*

JE: That viciousness is paying off…

RV: It sure is!

*Teo drags Tiny over to the corner and motions for Attitude to do something*

JE: What’s going on here?

*Attitude grabs Saguna and puts him on the apron*

RV: AN ACT OF GENIUS!

*Teo makes Tiny tag in Saguna*

JE: Oh no…

RV: Oh yeah!

*Teo lifts Saguna above his head and nails the “Fall From Grace” finishing move*

RV: It is over…

JE: The referee counts…ONE…TWO…THREE!!

RV: I told you! Teo is a star in the making! Keep your eyes on that guy!

*Teo celebrates alongside Attitude as the camera cuts for a break*

*After the break, the camera cuts to a peculiar sight: a living room with furniture covered in Duct Tape*

Uno: *Walking into the room and looking around confused* Hey, sweetheart…where’s the remote?

Uno’s Sweetheart (US): It’s stuck to your back again, honey.

Uno: Oh…would you be a dear and detach it from me so that I may watch the game?

US: Sure…*detaches remote and hands it to him*

Uno: Thank you, sweetheart. Say, when are you going to finally give in and succumb to the desire for…well, you know?

US: No thanks, Uno. I have no such desire to do that.

Uno: Oh, come on. I’m telling you. It feels great. Once you indulge you never want to go back to a life before that experience.

US: I’m good, besides, I’ve heard that it can leave you all sticky and feeling disgusting.

Uno: Absolutely not! That is a rumor, a nasty rumor told by people who wish they had indulged and lived life to the fullest. I assure you, it is life-changing.

US: I will take your word for it.

Uno: Very well. Say, have you seen Dos?

US: He is also attached to your back…

Uno: Oh! How did I forget?

US: He fell asleep an hour ago.

Uno: That must be the reason I felt like I weighed twice as much as yesterday. Hmm…would you mind?

US: Very well…sit down…

Uno: Ok…*sits down*

US: Alright…*slaps Dos* WAKE UP!!

Dos: OH MY GOD!! I’M SORRY!! I WON’T EAT ALL THE PICKLES AGAIN!!

US: *Shakes her head* There were no pickles, Dos. You fell asleep attached to Uno again.

Dos: Oh! I see. Here get us to the doorway.

US: Ok, follow me. *Leads them to the doorway* Now, each of you grab your respective parts of the frame…and go! *They follow her orders and detach* Good job!

Dos: That was fantastic! You really are some kind of genius.

US: Not really, just common sense. Now be responsible.

Dos: I will. You’re wife really is a sweetheart.

Uno: That she is, but I can’t get her to…you know…indulge.

Dos: What? But, it’s so awesome! Come on, Uno’s sweetheart! You have to do it!

US: No matter how many times you guys ask me…I am never wearing duct tape on my skin…

Uno: But…

US: Nor am I getting involved in any orgies…

Uno and Dos together: AWWW!!

US: That’s enough!

*Camera cuts back to Jeff Esiason and Ric Venom…looking disgusted*

JE: What the…

RV: …I guess…don’t knock it until you try it?

JE: Gross!

*Camera cuts to a set in the back, with a stage that says “Welcome to 4:20”*

Jesse Hash (JH): *The camera pans over to see him baked out on the sofa, alongside Athena Starr* Um…were we supposed to do something today, Athena?

Athena Starr (AS): *Opens her eyes really wide* I…I…can’t…OH WAIT!! I was supposed to have my period!

JH: Gross…

AS: …No! That’s not it! I…forgot to preheat the oven!

JH: Why do I feel like that’s wrong?

AS: I don’t know…why is there a camera here?

JH: Oh shit…there’s a whole camera crew in our house…

AS: Jesse…someone tore our house down…and replaced it with a backstage area…no…did we move in to the PCW Arena?

Producer: YOU IDIOTS! YOU’RE ON TELEVISION AND YOUR HOUSE WASN’T TORE DOWN!

JH: *Stares at the producer for a second* …I guess that means we left our house intact and decided to move out…

Producer: NO! *growls* THIS IS YOUR SHOW…YOU DON’T LIVE HERE…

AS: Wait…so, we live on the streets?

Producer: *slaps his forehead* NO…You still live at home…this is your show, “4:20”, and you are on the air RIGHT NOW!

JH: Oh my God, Athena…we’re on the air right now! I told you never to let me do oxygen tanks again…

Producer: Are you serious?!

AS: Yes!! His heart can’t take the abuse! Quick, get a medic!!

Producer: YOU’RE ON AIR, MEANING ON TELEVISION, NOT ABUSING THE USE OF OXYGEN TANKS!! GET IT TOGETHER!

JH: …we already are together, man…

Producer: AHHHH!! Just talk about the things you want to talk about!!

AS: If you keep yelling, we’re going to just leave.

JH: Yeah, this is killing my high…where did we move to again?

Producer: NOWHERE!!

AS: So we didn’t move out of our house?

Producer: NO!!

AS: Good…because I like that house. My cat lives there.

Producer: I QUIT!!

JH: What’s wrong with that guy?

AS: I guess he had too much air…

*Cameras cut back to Frank Dutch, in the center of the ring*

FD: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST, CHE!!

JE: Che is a martial arts specialist and is becoming quite astute in technical wrestling skills.

RV: Yeah…but that face, though…

JE: Hush…

FD: AND HIS OPPONENT…STAN “STD” DARK!!

JE: Heard quite a bit about Stan Dark from his time in the independent scene…

RV: Yeah, well I didn’t hear squat…some catch for PCW, eh?

JE: Could you be any more negative?

RV: Is that a dare?

JE: NO!

*Bell rings*

JE: Well, here we go, everyone, as Stan and Che lock up in the middle of the ring…

RV: Looks like Stan should just take Che outback and give him the old yeller treatment…

JE: For the love of…would you stop?

RV: What? I’m wanting Che to be happy, and the only way that can happen is if he no longer has to see that mug in the mirror…

JE: *Scoffs*

*Stan gets the upperhand with a headlock*

RV: There you go, point his face down so the fans don’t have to suffer…

JE: Stan in control here and…nope, Che pushes him off…Stan hit with a roundhouse kick!

*Che picks Stan up*

JE: What’s he looking for here?

RV: A new face?

JE: I can’t with you right now…

*Stan pushes Che off of him*

RV: Not today, Che…

*Stan comes back with a step-up enziguri*

JE: Impressive response by Mr. Dark! Stan takes control yet again with another headlock, but he doesn’t keep it on long, as he sends Che face first in the second turnbuckle…

RV: Che’s face appreciates the help, Stan…

JE: Do you seriously not have anything productive to add?

RV: Well, I have this cream at home that Che can apply to his face…

JE: Just shut up!!

*Stan mounts the turnbuckles, beginning a ten punch combination as the fans count along*

RV: Oh geez, don’t suck up to the idiots, Stan! That’s how you fail in this business!

JE: How do you figure?

RV: These people will turn on you faster than a ho turns tricks…

JE: You’re going to get us cancelled!!

RV: Then I can go back to collecting unemployment…

JE: God!

*Che stumbles out of the corner as Stan bounces off the ropes and hits a flying clothesline*

JE: Stan Dark in a good position here, building up some momentum!

RV: Maybe he can use that momentum to do us all a solid and rearrange a certain body feature of a particular person who may be standing in that ring…

JE: Ugh…

*Stan picks Che up, but Che surprises him with an inside cradle*

JE: Che is still alive!

RV: …and ugly…

*Referee counts a nearfall*

JE: Stan was almost done for, here goes Che now…a basement drop kick!

RV: Oh god, now he is trying to make Stan his twin!

*Che picks Stan Dark up and nails a brainbuster*

JE: Che going for a cover after that devastating maneuver! ONE! TWO!! TH-OH, KICK OUT!!

*Che executes a snap suplex and then rushes to the top rope and executes a moonsault*

RV: The face…I mean, Che…is on a roll…

JE: Che has this! As he covers again!! One! Two!! KICKOUT!!

*Che picks Stan up again, but Stan punches him in the gut and clips him with a spinning heel kick*

JE: It’s not over for Stan Dark! Here he comes, with a combination of punches and kicks, whip to the ropes, Che dodges…

RV: AIM FOR THE FACE!! IT’S WHERE THE MAN’S POWER IS!!

JE: Che sweeps Stan off his feet…

RV: Oh boy…

JE: He just flipped into a leg drop! COVER! COUNT!! KICKOUT!!

*Crowd chants “This is awesome!!”*

JE: It is, indeed, awesome!!

*Che bounces off the ropes, but Stan evades a flying cross body, and does a roll up for a near fall*

RV: Things are really picking up now!

JE: You are right, Ric!

*Stan goes for a dropkick, but performs a flying superkick instead to the side of Che’s head*

RV: You hit the wrong part of his head!! We don’t need him UGLY and STUPID!!

JE: Stan has a chance here, he goes for the cover…ONE!! TWO!! THR-AWWWW!! Another close one!!

*Stan rushes to the top rope, attempts a frog splash, but misses*

JE: Wait, here goes Che...he’s got Stan Dark…Che Kick!! COVER!! COUNT!! AND THE VICTORY!!!

*Bell rings*

FD: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!! CHE!!

RV: You can’t beat ugly without taking out its source of strength…

JE: Oh hush, Che with a well deserved victory!! What a match!! We’ll be right back with our main event, the women’s championship is on the line, don’t go anywhere!!

*Che celebrates as the camera cuts for a break*

*After the break, camera shows Frank Dutch standing with the microphone in the center of the ring*

FD: THIS IS OUR MAIN EVENT!! AND IT IS FOR THE PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!! INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER…ATHENA STARR!!

JE: I wonder if she realizes that she has a match coming up…

RV: I would not be surprised if she was passed out right now…

*Athena Starr comes out thirty seconds after her music starts*

JE: Better late than never!

RV: She may end up regretting this…

FD: AND HER OPPONENT, SHE IS THE PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION…THE AMAZON!!!

JE: This could be over before it really gets started…

RV: I think Amazon is about to smoke Athena…

*Bell rings as both women finally make it into the ring*

JE: This match is underway and Athena is already out of the ring again…

RV: I guess she has to walk off the high. It got too real once she saw the beast coming after her!

*Amazon pounds her chest, demanding that Athena get back in the ring, but Athena just laughs at her*

Athena Starr (AS): *still laughing* you look like a gorilla!!

Amazon (AZ): GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!!

JE: Athena better be careful to not piss the champion off too much.

RV: Seriously, she is a half second away from becoming resin…

*Amazon slides out of the ring to chase after Starr*

RV: Big woman mad!

JE: Yeah, and she is hot in pursuit…

RV: I wouldn’t call her hot…

JE: GROW UP!!

*Athena slides back in the ring and starts stomping on Amazon as she attempts to follow*

JE: Athena may have just got the upper hand on the champ!

RV: Clever pothead…

*Amazon tries to fight Athena off, but Athena hits her with a spinning head scissor takedown and then an asai moonsault*

JE: Miss Starr is proving herself in that ring tonight!

RV: Maybe pot has the opposite effect on her?

JE: Perhaps you are right!!

*Athena drives her knee into Amazon’s back as she secures a submission hold with knee applied to the back in a surfboard position*

JE: Not good for the champ! Athena is on the right path!

*Amazon screams out in anger and breaks free of the hold after powering out of it*

RV: Oh shit!

*Athena slides out of the ring, but Amazon catches her with a devastating suicide dive*

JE: AMAZON CAN FLY!!

RV: And I just mistook my underwear for my bathroom!!

JE: Ehhh…T.M.I., Ric…

*Amazon picks Athena up and lawn dart tosses her face first into the post*

RV: WRONG FACE!! WRONG FACE!! DO THAT TO CHE!!

*Amazon picks Athena back up and rolls her into the ring*

JE: This could be over…

RV: I bet it…

JE: Nope!!

*Athena kips up and dodges a clothesline as she leaps off the second rope and flips over into an inverted DDT*

JE: Back on fire again!!

RV: Miracles are real!

*Athena picks Amazon up and sits her in the corner as she dives with both knees at Amazon’s chest, but Amazon dodges*

JE: Athena better watch out!!

*Amazon catches Athena with a boot to the face*

RV: Awww…that face…

*Amazon picks her up and executes a vicious powerbomb*

JE: Amazon going for the…nope, lifting her up again…for ANOTHER POWERBOMB…AND ANOTHER…COVERING…ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!

RV: Wow…an honest effort from Athena Starr!

JE: That it was, but better luck next time!

RV: Maybe so!

JE: Ladies and Gentleman, this has been an incredible show!! I AM JEFF ESIASON!!

RV: AND I AM RIC VENOM!!

JE: AND WE WILL SEE YOU IN TWO WEEKS!!!

*Amazon towers over Athena holding her championship up high as the camera fades out*

End of Broadcast

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