Alan, a planner.
Kevin, a dreamer. Alan's husband.
Kevin: all I'm saying is – all I'm saying is, you coulda maybe probably sprung for the 2017 edition
Alan: Waste of money.
Kevin: ohmygod I'm not doing this again
Alan: It's Italy, for chrissake! It's not like Italy's having all of these earth shattering, monumental changes every five minutes.
I'm not sure what, if anything, I'm gonna do with this. But it may find itself morphing into a longer piece. I'd love to hear your thoughts!