To be fair, I bet it would be a friggin' unbelivable hot dog. Such things do exist, I am told. I wouldn't know. I'm much too classy to order something so low brow at a five-star restaurant. I would have the common decency to order a HAMBURGER.
And if you enjoyed this extra crispy version of this strip, the original recipe is available over here: http://vagabondstarlight.com/comic/closing/