R.I.P. Gross Chair
Dearest readers, I would like to submit the first victim of my success. Yes, your donations have sent this chair to heaven. I originally acquired this chair as it was being thrown away by a public university, at which time it looked basically exactly the same as it did here. “This chair looks free,” I thought to myself, and so it was. The rest was history. It has now been replaced with an IKEA Vilgot, the finest in chairs that do not look like they have eczema. Farewell, disgusting chair. I hope your years under my butt were happy ones. I promise the rest of my furniture is less awful but I just couldn’t bring myself to buy a new chair when I already had one that worked.