I really like this cartoon (which is a pretty recent one). But I seem unable to find a punchline I'm totally happy with. (See here to read the other two attempts at a punchline.)
Artwise, it's much more highly rendered than most of my cartoons (and took much longer to draw), but I think it suits the harsh tone of the strip.
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TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
The cartoon shows two young men chatting. The man on the left is Asian and punky – he has his hair shaved into a mohawk, a nose ring and an earlobe plug, and tattoos. The man on the right is probably white and has a van dyke beard and a shaved head, and is wearing a black vest over a turtleneck shirt. There are six panels.
BEARDY: In the old days, rape was when a thug jumped out of bushes, not this “date rape” and “affirmative consent” nonsense!
BEARDY: If we define “rape” so broadly, how can I know I’m not “raping” a girl I’m hooking up with?
PUNKY: It’s really not hard! If she acts like she wants sex, by yanking your pants down or saying “fuck me now” – if she’s going for it just as much as you are – then you’re golden!
PUNKY: But if she’s so drunk that she can’t walk straight or talk clearly, then she might be too drunk to know what’s going on, so don’t fuck her. Or him, for that matter.
PUNKY: And if she passively “gives in” to sex, check that things are cool before going any further. Why is that so hard?
PUNKY: Because what?
BEARDY: Because then I might not get to fuck her!