Ruffle me this!
How has Dottore been using the fat stacks of coin so graciously hurled into him by April's early-campaign Patrons...? By buying a motherfucking Renaissance neck ruff! That's how! This fetching little accessory was inexpensive and fits great over Dottore's voluminous neck-trunk. Truly, a worthy sartorial addition to a scholar such as Dottore. Sorry sorority-Halloween-party micro skirt, you just got demoted! Look for Dottore's new and improved neck-garb in the behind-the-scenes video, coming out later this summer. Thank you for your support. You are my skeleton. Mark (proofread by Dottore Balordo, MoS)