Silicon Valley CaveBro
I wrote this way back when Juicero first made the news for being an insanely expensive, DRM'd, yet easily hackable (squeezable) proprietary juice machine.

The stupidity of Silicon Valley economics is an evergreen topic, so I saved this script for when I needed to do something in advance for vacation. Fortunately for me, Juicero's back in the news and now no one will know I'm phoning it in the week after next.

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